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Post by Kappa on Mar 1, 2022 17:58:42 GMT
Wonder Milf www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Wonder-Milf-908532978Text: She heard an ominous voice whisper softly into her head, MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS, and everything afterwards went dark. Vision returned, Diana, feeling strangely fatigued both physically and mentally, finds herself sitting in the driver's seat of a minivan, her age spotted hands gripping firmly at ten and two, her aged body wrapped plainly in a grey hoodie designed to accommodate her matured figure. More than anything, Diana felt tired. "Mooooom!" A Teenager whines in the passenger seat. Diana's eyelids flicker, a migraine setting in, she turns slowly as her car stops at a left turn lane. A jerk which, unfortunately, lightly gave her pain. With eyes widened, what had been Wonder Woman forces a smile, emphasizing the laugh lines around her thinned lips. "What is it, Sweetie?" Diana asks, her eyes now focused on a sixteen year old brunette with facial features very, very similar to her teammate and love interest, Bruce Wayne. "My phone is broken!" The child pouts, a cracked phone in hand. "Can't Daddy like buy a new one?!" Diana sighs, finding herself heavily in tune with the situation at hand. "Now, Princess, we talked about this, just because your father is rich doesn't mean we are. You'll have to wait till I get my paycheck, and then we'll get it repaired." Her daughter groans loudly. "Moooom! I can't wait that long! I NEED MY PHONE NOOOOOW!" Diana rolls her eyes. Kids today! So reliant on their cell phones! "You can wait a week, Martha." Diana assures. "Ughhh! You're so lame!" Martha complains. "I wish I lived with Batman! Then I wouldn't have to go to school or live in a dirty old apartment or--" The car is parked in the lot at Martha's school. An icy aura stops Martha's rant. "Martha Hippolyta Wayne-Prince, unless you want to live in Greece with your grandmother, I suggest you watch your tone." Martha is silent with a pout. As she unbuckled her seatbelt, she huffs off to school, avoiding eye contact, angry and immaturely upset, leaving her mother utterly exhausted. "How did I raise such a brat?" The Retired Wonder Woman, currently a dentist's receptionist, questions with her body craving coffee and pain killers.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 1, 2022 19:40:09 GMT
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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 3:52:15 GMT
Zatanna www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Suggestion-Zatanna-908582996Text: It's been about a week since that peculiar whisper in her head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. For the most part, Zatanna has adjusted rather well since reality altered her into the single mother of a teenage boy. ... That being said, she can't help but subconsciously scream at the situation she's found herself in. "... Mom?" A Teenager with his date questions as a middle aged woman, dressed rather eccentrically with a top hat, dressed rather dowdy with a sensible pair of glasses, dressed rather clever with a red scarf wrapped around her age indicating neck, over all a mature Mary Poppins in style, smiles awkwardly with an old Polaroid Camera in hand. "Oh, Merlin... Hi!" Zatanna yelps in a frazzled fashion. "What-What a surprise! I-I didn't know you'd be at this arcade! What a coincidence!" But it wasn't, obviously. A busy body, Zatanna knew damned well her son was going on his first date ever with an actual girl! Of course, she needed a photo! Merlin Zatara looks beyond annoyed. "I'm sorry about this." He whispers to the redhead to his left. "My mom is... well..." "Hi, I'm Ms Zatara!" Zatanna chimes in happily. "But please, call me Zatanna!" "... Hi." The Teenage Girl says nervously. Zatanna had no idea how awkward this was... IT WAS THEIR FIRST DATE. "My name's--" "So what's your name, sweetie?" "Uh, Janice. I--" "Are you in Merlin's class?" "Uh, no I'm actually--" "Are you a freshman?" "No, I'm--" "A Junior?" "No, I'm--" "Don't tell me she's a senior!" Zatanna widens her eyes with a dropped jaw at her son. "No, Mom, Janice is in the gifted program." "...Oh." Zatanna says in a very motherly tone. "Merlin could've been in that program too, if he studied more!" Zatanna wags a finger. Merlin rolls his eyes. Their date hasn't even officially started yet! Of course Zatanna would do this!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 3:52:40 GMT
😱More Mama Bear Zatanna, Kappa!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 7:04:59 GMT
www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Black-Canary-908690384Text: Green Arrow is pretty worried about Dinah Drake, otherwise known as Black Canary. A week ago, Dinah was his partner, his teammate...HIS LOVER. But then those strange words whispered into his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Everything changed since then. But what's really weird? Dinah seems so... HAPPY?! 🎶Give me a little kiss on Sunday!🎶 The Middle Aged Lounge Singer, dressed in a flashy red dress that showed off her flabby arms and muffin top, her saggy breasts and chubby legs, sings passionately atop a black piano. 🎶Come on, baby, make my day!🎶 Dinah lifts her arms upwards in a cross motion. 🎶Give me a little kiss on Sunday!🎶 Dinah winks at Oliver, sitting nervously at a table with a glass of whisky in hand. 🎶Come on, baby, let's go play!🎶 As the piano goes into a solo, Dinah, slowly, hoisting her body upwards for a subjectively seductive dance, what really bothered Oliver was the reality of this situation: DINAH IS NOW HIS STEPMOM... AND SHE IS THIRSTY FOR A BOY THAT'S UNDER THIRTY. "... This is too much." Oliver mutters to himself. Still, he has to admit, even at her advanced age, Dinah still has that wow factor! 🎶Ooooh, give me a little kiss tonight!🎶 Dinah blows Oliver a kiss. ... Yeah, Oliver will likely never drink at this particular lounge ever again!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 17:12:36 GMT
More Zatanna www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Continuation-Zatanna-908724649Text: Merlin Zatara looks at his mother with a shaking head. "Seriously? You hired Batman to do a background check on my girlfriend? Seriously?!" "... I don't know what you're talking about, sweetie." Zatanna denies the assertion. A part of her was deeply ashamed at her actions. But her recently acquired maternal instincts just couldn't be helped! "A guy in a bat costume isn't inconspicuous, Mom! Janice has photos. It's Bruce!" Zatanna lowers her head in shame, her her toothy grin still out in the open. "Sweetie, you have to understand, mommy made a lot of enemies when she was a superhero. A lot of very, very bad people. I'm just concerned something or someone wants to hurt my baby! It's just a precaution. Don't worry, Bruce didn't find anything incriminating. Well... at least for Janice!" "What does that mean?" "Her dad is embezzling money from his company and her mom is having an affair with your gym teacher. But that's none of our business! Well... what her mom is doing is none of our business!" Merlin batts his eyes, stunned at how his mother has absolutely no shame over her actions. That she can justify something so nuts is beyond his understanding! "That reminds me, have you bought her a corsage yet?" "Mom!" Merlin shakes his head. "We're still talking about Batman!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 21:52:27 GMT
Raven www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Raven-908953685Text: Raven, an aged beauty in her mid 50s, shuffles through an elementary school library in a sensible pair of orthopedic loafers, her matured body wrapped in a comfy, matronly red sweater, in fashion with a white collared shirt over her lightly wrinkled neck, her hair white at the top and greyed at the sides, sporting a pair of librarian glasses with age spotted hands holding a children's book as she heads for an adult sized chair inside the reading room plastered with stapled paper rainbows, cats, and butterflies on the walls. The book in question? Tim the Demon. The other librarians aren't a fan of the series. They find it a bit dark for children. But Raven, the eccentric that she is, with a background to match, simply adores this story! ... Or, at least, she does now. Ever since that sinister whisper in her head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Raven frowns, a light twinge of pain coming from her lower back, trying to grasp the situation, but, at the same time, compelled to follow a routine. Reading to kids before their lunch break. As Raven sits, kids ages 4 to 7 wait with great anticipation. All of them simply adore Raven and her story time. "Tim the Demon and the monkey brain pizza." Raven reads out loud. All the kids are excited. At a distance, two librarians by the computers shake their heads. Monkey brains? No, that's much too inappropriate for kids! "Tim the Demon was at a pizzeria with his best friend, Cody." Raven reads the first page, showing a picture of a red skinned demon with big, pointy horns sitting across from a normal looking guy in his early 20s. Raven smiles, showing off the laugh lines around her thinned lips. Her voice very sweet and motherly, a type of voice used for reading to kids. Ironically, the story itself was just a wee bit unusual for an elementary school library. A kid's story all the same. But strange. Morbid. "I don't see what the big deal is. Tim says to his friend. You like pineapple on your pizza!" The kids in unison break out in disgust. Raven can't help but grow her smile. Kids are so cute! "That's not the same. Cody shakes his head. Tim, nobody eats pizza with monkey brains!" The kids once again break out with excitement. Raven, kindly, shushes them with a finger pressed against her lips. "She's really good at this." A librarian by the front desk whispers. "... I just wish she read something more practical. Like Doctor Seuss!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 23:29:15 GMT
Catwoman www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Catwoman-908961910Even with her hair greyed, her body aged, and her skin wrinkled, Selina Kyle is still Catwoman and Catwoman is still a master thief. Even if she isn't as fast and nimble as she had been in her prime. Even if she isn't as flexible. Even if her sight isn't what it use to be. She is still Catwoman and Catwoman is still the best there is in the world of crime. ... That being said, Selina is more that just Catwoman. She's also a Mom. A very, very involved one at that. "I'm just saying, if I'm raising my child vegan, there should be more healthy options for breakfast, lunch, and supper." Selina, sitting inside a juice bar with the other moms after a very long PTA Meeting, points out as she sips on an orange smoothie. "It should be a requirement, my little Tommy needs more than a small bag of apples or a flimsy bag of carrots. Why am I paying extra for before school and after school childcare if they aren't feeding my baby right?!" The moms nod in agreement. All going on a tangent how absurd the district is being. Ironically, Selina pays for childcare with money she acquired illegally. In a weird way, she's the Queen of Karens. "Uggh! I was told this smoothie was organic! Organic my tush!" Selina scoffs. "I need a manager! Where's the manager?!" ... And in the more obvious way, she's also the Queen of Karens!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 23:45:31 GMT
Starfire www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Starfire-908963299Text: Kori stands just outside her recreational vehicle, her home for the passed 19 years in this twisted reality, with wide hips wrapped in a tacky, leopard printed pajama pants, her muffin top and big, saggy breasts in a black tank tops, showing of her spongy arms inked heavily in tats, with dulled red hair in curlers and ears sporting a pair of dangling hopped earrings, her hands holding the leash to three pugs, her babies, Bubbles, Tickles, and Jeff. Mandy, Starfire's daughter, a college freshman, a goth, a short, plump, intelligent young woman can't help but be embarrassed. Kori parked her hick mobile right outside her dorm! "How is my baby doing?" Kori asks as college students whisper about her. "... Good." Mandy says coldly. "... You didn't tell me you'd be in the state." Mandy points out. "Aunt Raven said you were going to a kitten convention in Kansas?" Kori nods. "Unfortunately, they did not approve of your brothers presence." That makes sense. Dogs at an event for Cats is obviously a no. But most obvious things like that don't seem to clicked for the Retired Titan. "Man, Starfire really let herself go." A Teenage Boy whispers. Mandy looks pissed, Kori seems oblivious to the gossip. "Would you like go to dinner with us?" Kori inquires. "There is the lazy dog cafe I have been hearing a lot about that I'm sure you will find most enjoyable!" "... Sire mom." Mandy fakes a smile. As Kori waddles to her car, her wide hips swaying left and right, her big, fat ass jiggling up and down, Mandy looks for that teenage boy from a minute ago. He's gonna pay after dinner, that's for sure!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 18:22:17 GMT
Supergirl www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Supergirl-909035344In a twisted reality alerted by a whisper, March Needs Super Moms, Supergirl finds herself in a life where she settled down, got married, had kids, and tried living a normal, average life. ... But with baby number 10 on the way, living in a trailer park just outside the city, her hair in curlers, her matronly form wrapped in a floral robe, she sobs uncontrollably on the couch with her deadbeat husband drinking away his troubles yet again. "You just got that job!" Kara sniffs. "This is unbelievable, you realize I'm pregnant, right?!" Kara flails her arms to emphasize her point. "When are you not, Kara?!" Her husband asks rudely. Kara continues to weep. "This is ridiculous, Paul! I have 3 jobs as it is, you need to start pulling your weight!" "And you need to shut the hell up and let me watch the gawd damned game, ya bitch!" ... Paul starts to blink erratically, his drunken mind processing what he just said. The remote was in has hand, but now it was in Kara's. Paul turns his head to the right, sweaty, eyes widened as his angered wife grips the remote from the top of her fingers to her palm. Clasping it tighter and tighter, he watches it smash into itself with horror. It was like a trash compactor. Her hand is like a trash compactor! "... I'll-I'll apply for instacart right now." Paul responds, his hands fumbling for his phone. "You have a week." Kara demands. Paul nods nervously. You should never, ever call a Mom of Krypton a bitch. EVER. Reply Quick Reply
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Post by Kappa on Mar 7, 2022 1:45:55 GMT
Bumblebee www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/gallery/82113904/march-needs-super-momsThat strange whisper, March Needs Super Moms, has put Victor Stone in a pretty weird place... 🎶Hey you, Honeybody When you coming out for game play? I got my Checkers out, Chess, Parcheesi Oh yeah, Honeybody You make me want to play with you!🎶 ... At a Roller Skate Dance Class in the park... 🎶And if you want to bring your dice That'd be real nice Six-sided, dodecahedron It doesn't matter Oh yeah, Honeybody You make me want to stay with you🎶 ... Taught by his former teammate. Now... His Grandmother and legal guardian?! 🎶Oh, Honeybody Whatcha doing Sunday? Maybe sipping a Coca-Cola with me, babe Oh yeah, Honeybody Honeybody, Honeybody, yeah 'Cause everybody wants a Honeybody someday Mama said they don't grow on them trees easy Hands down on the ground I'm begging you to please Honeybody, please me Ooh, Honeybody wants your body! Ooh, Honeybody wants your body!🎶 The Mature Woman, with a white afro, her body plump, her hips wide, begins to spin, her flabby bingo wings jiggling as they raise up, her chunky legs twirled for a spin. 🎶Hey you, Honeybody One day you're a lady Siting under the tree all so shady Oh yeah, Honeybody One day we want to play Honeybody, yeah!🎶 "Come on, kiddos, don't let this old biddy show ya up!" Bumblebee giggles. ... Cyborg is frozen, trying to get a grip on what's going on. "Victor Stone, get your butt in gear or Grammy is gonna smack it!" Bumblebee giggles before doing a jump. Her big, pillowy breast rise up and drop down like two sand bags. A sight that simply disturbed Victor to no end. "... God, I hope this doesn't last too long." Cyborg sighs. He meant that on two levels. Bumblebee being his grandma and this class. A 3 hour long class at that!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 7, 2022 5:01:25 GMT
Jessica Cruz www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Jessica-Cruz-909091969"The Few, the Proud, the Green Lantern Corps." Phil LaMarr's disembodied voice speaks heroically as the camera pans to a group of green lanterns flying through space. "Congratulations, you've been chosen worthy to wield the ring. An honor, a privilege, a duty one must take seriously. Remember, Heroes aren't born, they're made. And at the Training Base on Earth, you'll learn from the best of the best. An experienced veteran with years on her belt and a passion to teach the next generation." The Camera pans to a middle aged latina leaning against the wall with a clipboard in hand, her mature body toned, wrapped in a grey t-shirt with green baggy pants, a yellow roped whistle around her wrinkled neck, her jet black hair in a tight bun. "Get ready, kids." Jessica Cruz smiles, internally screaming at what she's become. "I don't go easy, and neither does the enemy!" "The Green Lantern Corps..." Phil LaMaar's disembodied voice adds at the end of the commercial. "Are you worthy to wield the ring?!"
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