~America becomes Stark's maid
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Doreen was absolutely oblivious to reality being altered. Her focus? It had absolutely nothing to do with America.
"... No, Doreen, it's moot. Not mute. Moot." Tony Stark explains as they walk down the hallway towards the kitchen.
"What the heck is moot?" Doreen questions.
"Our conversation about Spider-Girl dating Peter." Stark explains.
"No, that's mute."
Stark sighs. Giving up, he was about to change the subject, when he realizes their path was blocked by the head maid. A frumpy woman in her late thirties just a tad overweight with a resting scowl and big, spongy arms that could lift a cart over her head if the need be.
"...Is everything okay, America?"
The room was cold, icy cold. Doreen cringes with fear as the intensity builds. Stark couldn't have felt more fucked!
"I am not picking up after your floozies, Stark." America demands. "Do you have any idea how much extra work that is?!"
"... I'm-I'm sorry." Tony scratches the back of his neck. Doreen avoids eye contact at all cost.
"I'm charging extra." America insists. "Every puke stain, every discarded pair of panties, every heel in the toilet, every bathroom mirror smeared in makeup. That's coming out of your wallet, Stark. Got it?!"
"... Yes, America."
"And you!" America wags a finger at Squirrel Girl.
"Y-yes, Ms Chavez?!"
"How old are you?!"
"Uh... six-sixteen, Ma'am."
America gets red in the face, she hates being called ma'am!
"You're old enough to clean a sink, mija." America shakes her head. "Do I have to teach you?! Your bathroom is a disaster! Rinse after you brush! Every time!"
"Sorry, Ma..."
America grits her teeth, causing Doreen's eyes to widen and the hairs at the back of Tony's neck to stand.
"Ms Chavez. Sorry, Ms Chavez, I'll-I'll do better!"
"Good. And another thing, you two better wash up. Dinner is in ten minutes. And where is Gwen?!"
"... Uh... that's a mute topic." Doreen says incorrectly and at the worst time. America has a slipper just waiting to smack that head good!