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Post by Kappa on Jan 23, 2022 2:56:49 GMT
😑... Well, I had a weird day. 🤔That rash come back? 😡What?! No, Sherman, that's not... 😓I'm talking about Spider-Girl! 🤔What about her? 😑Well... www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/full-length-of-woman-jogging-against-wall-royalty-free-image/1305258724?adppopup=true😑She's a little bigger than the last time I saw her. 🤔... What are you talking about, Nathan? 😐... 🤨What am I talking about?! 😩She gained like 60 pounds over night! 😏... Dude, she's always been on the thicc side. 🥰Just more of her to love, man. 😐... 😠That's what everyone's been saying! 😡She was never like that before! 🤬Her ass was never that fucking big! 😕... 🙃I don't know what to tell ya, Nathan! Spider-Girth: Currently on day 7 of her new diet! "I *huff* I hate this diet! *huff*"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 23, 2022 16:10:04 GMT
😠I'm getting pretty pissed off, Sherman. 🤨Look, if it's the rash again, I have some good ointment that'll-- 🤬It's not the rash, you ass! 😡I'm talking about Lady Hawkeye. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/portrait-of-plus-size-woman-standing-in-the-park-royalty-free-image/1127888224?adppopup=true🤔... You don't like her sweater? 😡What?! 😄I get it. I think she looks better in purple too. 🤬I'm talking about her gut, asshole! 😏... Didn't realize you were so into plus sized gals, buddy. 😡I'm not! That's what I'm talking about! 🤬Since when is Kate Bishop so fucking fat?! 🤬It's like this Kate's never even heard of a salad! 😒... Okay, I think you're being a bit too judgmental, Nathan. 😠Sure, Kate's a big gal, but she gets the job done. 😡With that big pot belly shaking in the way?! 🤬This is fucking nuts, Sherman! 😏You clearly haven't seen Kate do a backflip. Potbelly Hawkeye: The jiggling flab that always gets a bullseye! "Does this sweater make me look fat?"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 23, 2022 18:18:53 GMT
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Post by Kappa on Jan 23, 2022 23:47:30 GMT
😖I'm... I'm not having a good day, Sherman. 😤I'm not having a good day at all! 🙁... Is this about-- 😡If you ask about the rash again, I will chop your throat so hard! 😐... 😬Is this about another superhero? 🤬How the fuck wouldn't it be, Sherman?! 😡The Scarlet Witch was smoking hot the other day! Now look at her! www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/large-lady-walking-in-pool-wearing-bikini-royalty-free-image/693320725?adppopup=true😩Why the hell is she in a bikini?! 😩Her fat ass ruined bikinis for me! God damn it! 😔... Dude, you are so shallow. 😡Are you serious? 😑Mhmm. Dude, at least she has the confidence to wear a bikini. 🤫Also, I wouldn't be calling someone like Scarlet Witch fat. Who knows what she's capable of! 😡... 🤨... 🤔That-That is actually a good point. 😛Also, I'd hit that ass, by the way. 😝Especially in that bikini. 😠... 😠You're a weirdo, Sherman. The Scarlet's Sandwich: It's Shaggy and Scooby Doo over the top! "And the best part of my vacation! Yum!"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 24, 2022 3:53:19 GMT
🙁Ironheart is fat now too! www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/woman-doing-yoga-exercise-at-home-royalty-free-image/1274757932?adppopup=true😠I'm getting really tired of you fat shaming superheroes. 😠Riri is bodaciously curvy. 😑... 😡It feels like you're into this, Sherman! 😏Sorry I like my women with a little meat on their bones. 😠A little meat! 😄Yeah? 😠Riri's ass is a big ass rump roast! 😏Damn straight it is, Nathan. Damn straight it is. 😐... 😠I'm learning more about you than I'd like to know, Sherman! IronBod: Her buns may look flabby, but they are most certainly made of steel! "*Huff* I could go for some tacos after this! *Huff*"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 24, 2022 4:44:33 GMT
😎Damn, Ms America is fine. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/mid-adult-woman-wearing-white-vest-dancing-royalty-free-image/1134417590?adppopup=true😑... 🧐What, you have a problem with Ms America now, too? 😑Look, it's not wrong to have a type. 😑I'm not body shaming. 🤔I feel like you genuinely don't understand what body shaming is. 😠And I feel like you don't understand that reality is being altered and superheroes are turning fat out of the blue! 😋Evn if I did, America Chavez is one feisty mamasita! Mi gusto, Mi mucho mucho gusto! 😐... 😑She does have a nice face. 😑Shame about her curves. 😠Dude, how do you not get you're the problem here? Seriously?! Big America: Es muy grande! "I'm looking for some fun, mijo!"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 25, 2022 19:31:59 GMT
😆🎶Oh Honeybody, Whatcha doin' Sunday?🎶 😄🎶Maybe sippin' a Coca-Cola with me, babe?🎶 😆🎶Oh yeah, Honeybody!🎶 😁🎶Honeybody, Honeybody, yeah!🎶 🤬God fucking damn it all to hell! 😁Body shaming heroes again? 🤬Fuck you, Sherman. 😘Love you too, Nathan. 😡Look what happened to Silk! www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/young-female-athlete-doing-muscle-trainings-with-royalty-free-image/1257746191?adppopup=true🤔Oh, is that from her new workout vlog? 🤬Why does this keep happening?! 🤨Dude, it's a pretty good show. 😠And she looks great! 😠What is your problem with booty? 😠... 😐... 🤬Fuck it, I'm getting beer! Extra Soft Silk: Get your fix of some flabby booty in yoga pants! "Remember, it's not about looking good, it's about feeling good!"
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