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Post by nobody14 on Jan 17, 2022 18:23:29 GMT
Fat Karen
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Post by Kappa on Jan 17, 2022 18:36:23 GMT
Kate, dressed in a green vest that was just a tad too tight, forcing her in an awkward pose that showed off her big, paunch of a gut and rather impressive set of breasts for a teenager, stands at the counter, chewing on a nutty bar while reading a webcomic on her phone. "Clown Murderer is pretty good." Kate says to herself between chews. It's been about a year since she started working part-time at Pronto Passing. PP for short. It's a pretty easy job. Pays good for her comics, snacks, and collectibles. The only thing she hates about PP's? Natasha Romanoff... "On your phone again?" A shrill and familiar voice asks. Kate looks up to see a wide hipped Karen in a black track suit. Her hair in the iconic bob, her scowl emphasizing the wrinkles on her forehead and around her collagen enhanced lips. Lots of makeup, the tracksuit is a joke. Like she works out! The plump milf hasn't ran since high school! "Hello, Mrs Rogers, and welcome again to Pronto Passing." Kate fakes a smile. Natasha clacks her fake red nails on the counter. "How have you not been fired yet?" Natasha asks bluntly. Kate shrugs her spongey shoulders. Natasha huffs. "Kids today. I wasn't half your size when I was your age!" Kate nods, emphasizing her double chin. Natasha rolls her eyes, fishing a crisp fifty dollar bill from her oversized mom purse. "Give me two million buck lucks, two lucky clowns, one Garfield scratcher, one Snoopy, and one Lady Luck." Kate hopes Natasha wins. Not because she wants Natasha to win money, but because every time Natasha loses, she demands to see Kate's manager. Like a convenience store has any actual control on who wins or loses on a lottery scratcher! -Natasha loses and demands to see Kate's manager -Kamala shows for an afternoon snack -Emma and Janet enter Pronto, talking loudly about Jean -Suggestion
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 17, 2022 19:10:43 GMT
Emma and Janet enter Pronto, talking loudly about Jean
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Post by Kappa on Jan 17, 2022 21:02:03 GMT
As Natasha meticulously scratches her scratchers on the counter, her bingo wings jiggling, her face in a scowl, Kate hears the entrance doors swipe open and the tail end of a conversation between Emma Frost and Janet van Dyne.
"All I'm saying is you're 50 years old now." Janet flails her arms, shaking her head, her big gut swishing left and right as she waddles towards the hot dog rolled where she plans on getting two taquitos, a cheeseburger, and a french bread pizza. "You date supermodels! What's so hard about asking her on a date?!"
Kate's eyes widen in shock. Her? Is Janet talking about Jean?!
"I just... I don't know." Emma sighs as Janet grabs a bag of lays potato chips. "I feel like a teenager whenever I see her."
Janet snorts.
"You're such a dork, Emmy." Janet teases. "Look, how about you ask her out for coffee tonight."
"You think I should?"
Janet glares at her friend.
"Obviously! Besides, Jean's always in a great mood at..."
-A card night at the comic book store -Movie night at the comic book store -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 17, 2022 21:39:30 GMT
Movie night, but Janet informs Emma there is a costume contest element to the night this time
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Post by Kappa on Jan 18, 2022 5:38:04 GMT
Victoria Helsing and the Crown of Gilgamesh was published back in 1997 and brought to the big screen in 2001.
It was the first of seven books:
Victoria Helsing and the Garden of Nosferatu
Victoria Helsing and the Slave of Dracula
Victoria Helsing and the Stake of Justice
Victoria Helsing and the Council of Frankenstein
Victoria Helsing and the Duchess of Transylvania
Victoria Helsing and the Grim Trinity
Given that it's the 25th Anniversary of Victoria Helsing, a worldwide phenomenon, Janet has decided this week's movie night was going to be big.
... And boy, was it!
Emma sat nervously across the room from Jean, dressed as her favorite character, Duchess Veronica Ripper, her big breast hugged tight by a ridiculously tight corset.
"... What the fuck, Janet." Emma, dressed, in a way, in character as nerdy men and women walk around like in Victorian England with a steampunk crossover, whisper yells. "You didn't tell me it was a costume party!"
"It is the 25th anniversary of Victoria Helsing." Janet, wearing a top hat with a clock, points out.
"So I'm suppose to just know Jean's Tits would be out like that!"
"Yes."
Emma sighs. How could she possibly ask Jean out with her boobs out like that?
"Oopsies!" Jean blushes as a piece of buttery popcorn falls into her cleavage.
Emma nearly had a nosebleed.
"You're being ridiculous." Janet shakes her head.
"I'm being ridiculous?"
Janet nods.
"She's fishing popcorn out of her tits, Janet!" Emma continues to whisper yell. "I think I'm gonna have a heart attack at this rate!"
Janet sighs. The whole time, Kate, standing by the snack table with Riri, holds a plate with pizza drizzled in ranch, looking flustered.
Riri, sipping on a can of Doctor Pepper, smirks.
"Told ya!"
-The girls watch Victoria Helsing -Jean takes a seat by Emma -Suggestion
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 18, 2022 10:17:47 GMT
Jean takes a seat by Emma
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Post by Kappa on Jan 18, 2022 17:32:17 GMT
📺Oh, poor Ms Amelia Brookes! So shy, so bashful, no one would ever expect her to be... wicked!📺
"Oh, did I miss the big reveal?!" Jean chirps, sitting her wide hips beside Emma.
Heart racing, blushing red, Emma could feel her body perspiring with anxious sweat as Jean blissfully eats from her bucket of popcorn.
"You're lucky you don't have kids, Emmy. I have to tinkle all the time!" Jean sighs.
📺And you would've died that very day at the marketplace if it weren't for that traitorous wench, Hildora! Ughhh! By the grace of the Primordial, how I've longed to watch the life escape from your filthy halfbreed eyes!📺
"I love this part!" Jean squeals, a piece of popcorn once again landing into her ample chest. "Darn it!" Jean once again jams her fingers into her top. "These things are more a hassle than they're worth, Emmy!"
Drooling, eyes stuck on Jean, she didn't even notice time marching forward.
📺It's not really goodbye. Not really.📺
As the credits end, Jean claps loudly, as does the crowd.
The lights click on and Janet stands by the tv, her gut out and showing off a heavy amount of stretch marks.
"Who's ready for Victoria Helsing and the Garden of Nosferatu?!"
The crowd cheers.
Meanwhile, Kate, Riri, and Kamala sit at a table with a bucket of popcorn melted with buncha crunch.
"She really needs to make a move." Kamala points out. "I've never even kissed a boy and I could see that!"
Riri giggles.
"I don't know what was better, watching Victoria Helsing and the Crown of Gilgamesh for like the hundredth time or watching Emma try to cop a feel on our teacher?!"
Kate absentmindedly sips on her soda.
"This has been a really fun week."
Riri and Kamala nod. Who would've thought their art teacher had a chance with their favorite comic book artist of all time?!
-Emma continues to be awkward during Victoria Helsing and the Garden of Nosferatu -The next morning, Kate wakes up to her very prudish mother nagging about Kate's weight -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 18, 2022 18:12:40 GMT
The girls conspire with Janet to force Emma into making a move
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Post by Kappa on Jan 18, 2022 18:57:35 GMT
📺... There are some Guardsmen out there that think people with Monster Blood are an abomination. Vile. Wrong. And that's where we get the word Franken. Some Guardsmen want to go back to the old ways, the days of the Huntsmen, when we didn't try to coexist with nonhuman folk, no, when all we did was... well... kill.📺
As Jean sniffs at a heartbreaking scene, watching a Victoria Helsing learns about the bigotry harbored against her, her hand is free for Emma to grab.
Kate and the girls look at it with disbelief. All three with little to no experience towards romance, all three deeply aware how open a move should be!
"This is painful!" Kate sighs.
"I know." Janet waddles over. "This scene always get me."
"...We're not talking about the movie." Riri sighs.
"Neither was I." Janet chuckles.
The three girls look at their mentor with disbelief.
"Come on, I've been watching those two since I was a little kid." Janet shakes her head. "God, Emma is such a dork. A super dork!"
📺Victoria, you are a beautiful, smart, clever, fantastic young woman. Don't ever let anyone tell you different. What your parents had... it was wonderful. Simple as that. 📺
"This is has to stop." Janet sighs. "Emma needs to grow a pair and make a move already!"
Kate smirks.
"... I think I have an idea..."
-Kate's Mom owns a very nice bistro -America's Parents own a very nice restaurant -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 18, 2022 21:08:53 GMT
Bistro
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Post by Kappa on Jan 19, 2022 2:32:47 GMT
"So my mom owns this really nice bistro." Kate explains to Emma as Jean goes for yet another tinkle during Victoria Helsing and the Slave of Dracula.
📺Don't you think it's a wee bit convenient that they only found Pim Pink's eye? Tell me, Mrs Delight, how did you lose that eye of yers? Huh?! Huh?!📺
"... Yeah?" Emma looks puzzled.
"It's pretty close to Jean's apartment. Like really close. It's actually just below Jean's apartment. Jean eats there like every Friday."
"... Oh." Emma starts to cough nervously. She a very perverted look on her heavily pierced face.
Kate knew it well. It was almost like her face when reads hentai. Just, someone, way more dorky!
"She usually eats at 6." Kate goes on. "So, if you ever want to stop by, keep that in mind." Kate hints.
As Kate waddles off, she looks at Janet with a disapproving look on her face.
"I know Emma looks cool and stuff... but it's like she reversed backed to a dweeby virgin since she came home... no offense."
"Hey, we are not that bad!" Riri insists.
Janet nods.
"My point, I don't know if she'll take that "hint"." Janet air quotes with her sausage fingers.
-That Friday, Emma stands nervously outside of Hawkeye's -During Victoria Helsing and the Stake of Justice, Jean asks Emma out for Coffee -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 19, 2022 10:16:24 GMT
Nervous outside the restaurant
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Post by Kappa on Jan 19, 2022 14:51:23 GMT
"Oh, wow, Jean, uh, what a surprise!" Emma practices outside of Hawkeyes. She fumbles around left and right, nervous, sweaty, picturing Jean messily eating a rack of ribs, breathing heavily as most people would think, besides her behavior, she looked lovely in that white tux with black boots and a red collared shirt.
As this went on, Kate and Gwen spy across the street, both with frappes in hand.
"... So being awkward isn't just a phase, huh?" Gwen wonders between sips.
"No, I'm pretty sure it's just a personality thing for nerds like us." Kate points out.
Gwen frown. For some reason, that actually disappointed her.
"I mean, Janet is pretty confident." Kate points out. "... Even though she's like 300 pounds and owns a comic book store. And Emma looks pretty good. Right?"
"Oh, wow, Jean! Uh, wow!" Emma blurts out.
"Yeah, I think I'd rather be Janet twenty years from now. Bad gas, a messed up knee, and carpal tunnel aren't so bad compared to this."
"What a surprise! You eat... I mean, of course you eat! I mean uh, here?!"
"... Yeah."
-Emma gets the courage to enter the bistro -Emma runs away in a cowardly fit -Jean spots Emma as Emma continues her awkward practice -Suggestion
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 19, 2022 18:25:14 GMT
Jean spots Emma as Emma continues her awkward practice
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