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Post by Kappa on Jan 11, 2022 0:45:33 GMT
Greetings, true believers, care to gander at a nerdy version of one of your favorite heroes?
Excelsior!
Option 1: A nerdy version of Mary Jane Watson working at a comic book store
Option 2: A dorky version of Kate Bishop obsessed with anime
Option 3: A dweebish version of Natasha Romanoff working as a security guard
Option 4: Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 11, 2022 1:06:02 GMT
Kate bishop
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Post by Kappa on Jan 11, 2022 2:22:39 GMT
250 pounds of fat, 5ft7, wrapped in an undersized t-shirt with her favorite anime of all time, My Villain Prep, her big, round belly riddled with stretch marks, scratched frantically with purple and white dyed fingernails and she sits on a rolling chair, her blubbery rear in elastic waist pajama bottoms of second favorite anime of all time, Angel Hunter.
Her boxy bottom bumpy, letting out a light blow of gas, Kate Bishop is heavily focused on her laptop. To her left, a giant thermos filled with Doctor Pepper and stickered with one hundred custom made chibis from her third favorite anime of all time, The Olympus Defense.
Her rounded face, double chinned, pecked with zits, sporting a pair of purple framed glasses. With Raven hair shoulder length and greasy. Her lips plump, her teeth braced. She types away on a webcomic she's recently become obsessed with.
Howard The Duck.
"What people don't seem to understand is the obvious Easter Eggs in chapter 3!" Kate yelps as she pounds the kegs heavily. The clicking and clacking nearly masking a second stinky fart. "Howard is obviously a high ranking member of his world's version of Shield. Just look at his wallet, bakas! He has a Shield Badge! Howard The Duck is a shield agent! Obviously!"
-Kate continues to her rant online. -Kate gets ramen with a friend (suggestion on the friend) -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 11, 2022 2:39:18 GMT
Ramen with Kamala
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Post by Kappa on Jan 11, 2022 2:54:29 GMT
"You're so wrong." A Shrill voice speaks with the aid of spit splattering in the air. "Howard is clearly a scientist working for Quack Labs."
Kate looks at her best friend. A plus-sized Pakistani American, a butterball apple wrapped in a blue tracksuit, her frizzy hair in a medium cut, her chins doubled, her weight around 260.
"Howard is not a scientist." Kate, with a bowl of ramen in front of her, shakes her head as a J-Pop song plays in the background. "That's too coincidental."
"So you're okay with some random duck being sent through a wormhole?"
"Yes." Kate huffs.
"You're nuts! It would make sense that Howard was researching wormhole anomalies!"
"Howard hasn't once shown any signs of being a scientist!"
"So!"
"So?! He knows Quack-Fu, he has basic knowledge of first-aid. He's gotta be a Shield Agent or its equivalent on his world!"
"Now who's looking for connections?!" Kamala snorts.
-The girls continue their rant about Howard as they gorge on gyoza and Japanese fried chicken -Kate at work -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 11, 2022 3:40:23 GMT
Continue their rant, then ask what the owner of the ramen/comic shop thinks. She has her own opinions
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Post by Kappa on Jan 11, 2022 18:17:19 GMT
-Janet van Dyne -Natasha Romanoff -Jessica Jones -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 11, 2022 18:20:52 GMT
Janet
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Post by Kappa on Jan 14, 2022 17:19:40 GMT
A pear shaped woman with a noticeable muffin top wrapped tightly by a yellow apron. Hips wide, arms spongy. Janet van Dyne was a 30something with a well known sweet tooth. A sweet tooth that's gotten more out of control since she opened up her little comic book store.
"Janet, you read Howard the Duck, right?" Kamala wheezes.
"Of course!" Janet snorts.
"So, do you think Howard is a scientist like this Baka!" Kate points to her friend with a scowl. "Or, do you agree he is obviously a shield agent?!"
Janet giggles, her gut shaking like jello.
"... I'm not sure, girls. Maybe he's just a normal duck working 9 to 5?"
"That's ridiculous!" Kate and Kamala say in unison.
Janet fakes a smile. Fan girls and their newest obsessions. Janet was like that once. Oh, where does the time go?!
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 14, 2022 18:11:39 GMT
America comes in out of breath. A big comic writer just announced they are the surprise guest for a convention in their town that weekend
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Post by Kappa on Jan 15, 2022 7:44:54 GMT
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" A loudly gleeful burst of excitement fills the room.
Kate and Kamala turn to see none other than their bestie, America Chavez. 300 pounds, 4ft9, a butterball latina with frizzy hair shoulder length, big, black framed glasses, a noticeably visible retainer on her less than perfect overbite.
Her gut barely contained in a black t-shirt showcasing her favorite anime, Sparkle Pop Squad. Specifically, the two male characters, Hiro and Yoshi, her favorite ship. Their naked bodies on full display in a costume designed shirt just a few sizes to small thanks to her massive potbelly.
With tree trunk thighs jiggling in a pair of red and blue shorts with a white stripe on the sides, she breaths heavily, out of breath and overly excited.
An incredibly common thing for her.
"What now, America?" Kamala snorts. "Did they bring back the Cheeto Crusted Corndog at Wiener Hut?"
"I wish!" America gasps for air. "No, guess who's at the mall?!"
"... Cool kids?" Kate laughs.
"The creator of SpongeBob Ninja Pants!"
Kate and Kamala drop their jaws. Making their doubled chins more apparent.
"No way!" They say in unison. "You mean..."
-Jen Walters -Emma Frost - Natasha Romanoff -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 15, 2022 8:35:44 GMT
Emma Frost
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Post by Kappa on Jan 15, 2022 9:39:09 GMT
SpongeBob Ninja Pants, a LightDonkey Comic published in 1998 by the legendary artist, Emma Frost.
Although Emma was in fact a nerd her entire life, a chubby dweeb picked on all throughout high school, Emma grew into something much different.
A beautiful, mature, slender blonde goddess covered head to toe in blue and white rose tattoos emphasized with a thorny vine wrapped around her swan-like neck, slender arms and legs and well-tone midsection.
Her blonde hair half shaved in a pixie cut, the 50 year old is a legend, and, despite her goth exterior, truly a nerd at heart.
Her cartoon series, which she was heavily involved, lasted 6 amazing seasons. With talks of a fan craved seventh, the three girls were beyond giddy.
"I can't believe the creator of SpongeBob Ninja Pants herself is at our mall!" Kate squeals.
"This is crazy!" Kamala jolts, her flabby body twitching due to the excitement.
"I know, what's she doing here?!" America points out.
"Well, she did grow up here." Janet points out while bussing a table.
"What?!" The three girls scream in unison.
Janet nods, absentmindedly scratching her flabby belly.
"Yeah. And get this..."
-"She use to date your Art Teacher." -"She's married to your Japanese Teacher" -"She's dating your Science Teacher" -Something else
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 15, 2022 13:06:15 GMT
Art teacher
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 15, 2022 14:07:24 GMT
She's dating your Science Teacher
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