Post by Kappa on Nov 15, 2021 6:47:53 GMT
Wonder Woman and the Drive-Thru
It'd been a long day for Diana Prince. After being stood up by Batman, AGAIN, the Amazon Princess has decided to get a quick and easy burger in her fancy red sports car.
🤡Welcome to Clowny's, home of the Big Honker, can I take your order?
Diana looks at the plastic clown speaker with disgust on her face. Normally, she wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. But, romantic frustrations can make anyone do strange things!
"No thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger." Diana responds quickly.
A staticky sound ripples loudly. Her car instantaneously becoming a more affordable model. Dented and chipped, completely oblivious to the downgrade.
🤡What was that? Yes?
Diana looks irritated, her eyes batting erratically.
"No." Diana repeats herself. "I said I wanted a double cheeseburger!"
Diana raises a puzzled brow as her face starts to round and chin slowly doubles. Didn't she say cheeseburger before? No, that seemed wrong. A cheeseburger was certainly not enough for someone like Diana!
The staticky sounds continues to ripple loudly. A pungent smell reeking in the car, a greasy aroma crafted from months of trash constantly heated by the sun and cooled by the midwestern nights.
🤡I'm sorry, did you say you wanted the Clown Clogger?
Diana looks at the menu, the Clown Clogger being a quadruple cheeseburger with bacon, grilled onions, and a generous spread of thousand island sauce between two toasted brioche buns.
As her body rounds, her skin greasing in tandem with her frizzing hair, with pecks of red zits clustered all over her fattened body, Diana starts to wheeze, her gut piling unto the wheel as her seat magically pushes backwards, her hips widening, her ass padded, as her fatty elbows begin to pucker.
What was a dress, now a stained white tank top with red sweat pants riddled with holes.
"Yes!" Diana shouts nasally. "I want the Clown Clogger Combo. Large! With a Strawberry Shake and an order of your corndog nuggets!"
🤡Alright, that will be 10.62. Thank you for eating at Clowny's. Would you like to try our Cotton Candy Wrapped Cheese Cake Bites for dessert?
Diana starts to drool. A numbness in her bloated toes, exposed thanks to a pair of cheap, yellow, dollar store flip flops, told her NO, BUT, a gurgling sound in her belly said YES.
It'd been a long day for Diana Prince. After being stood up by Batman, AGAIN, the Amazon Princess has decided to get a quick and easy burger in her fancy red sports car.
🤡Welcome to Clowny's, home of the Big Honker, can I take your order?
Diana looks at the plastic clown speaker with disgust on her face. Normally, she wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. But, romantic frustrations can make anyone do strange things!
"No thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger." Diana responds quickly.
A staticky sound ripples loudly. Her car instantaneously becoming a more affordable model. Dented and chipped, completely oblivious to the downgrade.
🤡What was that? Yes?
Diana looks irritated, her eyes batting erratically.
"No." Diana repeats herself. "I said I wanted a double cheeseburger!"
Diana raises a puzzled brow as her face starts to round and chin slowly doubles. Didn't she say cheeseburger before? No, that seemed wrong. A cheeseburger was certainly not enough for someone like Diana!
The staticky sounds continues to ripple loudly. A pungent smell reeking in the car, a greasy aroma crafted from months of trash constantly heated by the sun and cooled by the midwestern nights.
🤡I'm sorry, did you say you wanted the Clown Clogger?
Diana looks at the menu, the Clown Clogger being a quadruple cheeseburger with bacon, grilled onions, and a generous spread of thousand island sauce between two toasted brioche buns.
As her body rounds, her skin greasing in tandem with her frizzing hair, with pecks of red zits clustered all over her fattened body, Diana starts to wheeze, her gut piling unto the wheel as her seat magically pushes backwards, her hips widening, her ass padded, as her fatty elbows begin to pucker.
What was a dress, now a stained white tank top with red sweat pants riddled with holes.
"Yes!" Diana shouts nasally. "I want the Clown Clogger Combo. Large! With a Strawberry Shake and an order of your corndog nuggets!"
🤡Alright, that will be 10.62. Thank you for eating at Clowny's. Would you like to try our Cotton Candy Wrapped Cheese Cake Bites for dessert?
Diana starts to drool. A numbness in her bloated toes, exposed thanks to a pair of cheap, yellow, dollar store flip flops, told her NO, BUT, a gurgling sound in her belly said YES.