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Post by Kappa on Dec 23, 2021 22:00:15 GMT
Lex Luthor needed a break from Superman.
More than that, he needed a win.
Which is how the bald billionaire with a Daddy Warbucks vibe found himself at a neat little cafe nestled quaintly outside of his particular version of earth.
Super Maids
"This better be worth my time." Lex, sitting alone at a square table, crosses his arms as he waited to be served.
The Joker, of all people, suggested this "little oasis". Lex found it a breading ground for degenerate nerds gawking at waitresses dressed cutely as maids. What exactly the appeal would be for a villain like Lex was beyond his comprehension. That was until...
"Welcome to Super Maids, Master!" A girlish voice chirps gleefully. Lex looks up, quickly, his eyes widened with surprise.
5ft in height, a petite build wrapped in a frilly blue dress with a red apron and bonnet. A Raven haired beauty with drilled locks parted on her shoulders had the most inescapably familiar blue eyes.
... SUPERMAN?!
"...This can't be real." Lex blinks erratically. He could spot his nemesis from a mile away. This could be Superman. Could it???
"Are you okay, Master?" The Maid asks with deep concern in her voice. Her tiny hands, polished pink with Hello Kitty stickers centered, placed atop Lex's shoulder.
Lex winces, feeling flushed. This was so obviously Superman. Everything about this young woman, somehow, screamed Superman!
"I'm-I'm fine..."
"Clara." The maid taps at her name tag, giving Lex a good view at her bouncy bosom. "Is there anything I can get you, Master?"
Lex shrugs his wide shoulders.
"Well, I don't have a menu--"
"Oh, singer biscuits!" Clara giggles, smacking her head in a fast and playful fashion that was accompanied by an enticing wink. "I'm such a ditz, master! Let me get one for you!"
As Clara taps off in high top red heels, clicking and clacking, swaying her hips, the frills around her bubble butt giving quick little peaks of her panties with each and very step, Lex couldn't help but feel like this was exactly the kind of win he needed.
1️⃣More Super Maid Clara
2️⃣Another Maid
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Post by anzaleth on Dec 23, 2021 23:03:36 GMT
"That is...." Lex Luthor stared after Clara, his eyes mesmerized by her bouncing, swaying bubble-butt. It almost seemed to be beckoning to him. "How could that...." "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!" Luthor turned to see Joker striding towards him. Joker was dressed in his traditional purple and green suit, but he'd added a tall purple top hat with a few peacock feathers stuck into it, and a purple cane tipped with a grinning gold smile. He had an unlit cigar in his hand. He looked a little like Willie Wonka. "How do you like this humble little establishment?" Joker asked. "It's quite -- ohhhh, Batsy?" "Coming, Master!" Luthor stared at the busty petite 5-ft maid who hurried up, clacking loudly on her sparkling black platform stilettos. She wore a frilly gray dress with a black apron, though no bonnet. She clearly wanted to show off her two cute double-buns, positioned right where a certain crime-fighter had the ears of his cowl.... "Here!" The maid held up a gold lighter in one tiny hand and used it to light Joker's cigar. "Hahaha, thanks, Bat-doll!" Joker slapped the girl's ass, causing her to blush and squeal. "Oooo, naughty!" she moaned. Luthor saw this maid's name-tag referred to her as "Bryce." "How did--" "Here is the menu, master," Clara said as she rushed up to him. "Sorry for being such a ditz!" She handed Luthor the menu. Choices- Joker and Luthor chat.
- Luthor would rather just have a one-on-one "chat" with Clara.
- He is surprised by how hungry he is, and orders something big from Clara.
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Post by Kappa on Dec 24, 2021 5:53:11 GMT
"So, where are we?" Lex questions.
"A maid cafe." The Joker quickly answers. "Isn't that obvious?"
"Okay, but, why-why is Superman and Batman... what's... what's happening?!Where-Where are we?!"
The Joker smirks, shaking his head.
"You're overthinking it, Lex. Just enjoy your lunch!"
"But--"
The Joker places a gloved finger against Lex's lip.
"Relax! It really doesn't matter!" The Joker loudly snaps his fingers, causing Bryce and Clara to quickly tip-toe towards their table.
"Yes, Masters?!" The Girls say in unison. Clara smiles brightly, Bryce can't help but giggle.
"My friend and I will have the omelette special." The Joker winks. "And don't skimp on that magic spell, Kay?"
The maids giggle and nod, twirling towards the kitchen with arms linked together and heels clicking and clacking in a schoolgirl fashion.
"... Magic Spell?" Lex raises a puzzled brow.
The Joker laughs.
"Wow, you've never been to a maid cafe, have you?!"
"No... and, seriously, what-what the hell is happening here?! Why is Superman so... so...."
"Cute?"
Lex cringes at that thought. It was accurate... but a pretty weird thought to have about Superman!
"Relax!" The Joker repeats himself. "That's why we're here! To relax!" Lex continues to be confused, but when the maids come back...
"Here's your omelette, master!" Bryce happily chirps as she sets the plates down. Showing both The Joker and Lex a good look and her chest. She takes her time, teasing the boys, her tits all over the place. Her hand lightly tapping the Joker's shoulder and sliding down to his elbow.
"And two cokes just for you, mas--" Clara yips, spilling the cola in her left hand onto Lex's lap.
"Gaaah!" Lex yelps.
"Sorry, Master!" Clara pouts, her lips big, her eyes wide. "Let me clean that up for you!"
"That's fine, I'll just--"
Before Lex could do anything, Clara starts to dab a washcloth on Lex's crotch. A light tap, a delightful sensation she kept doing again and again.
"C-Clara!" Lex stammers. "That's... Uggh... that's--!"
"Almost done, master!" Clara assures. Her hands brushing Lex's balls in a pleasant yet alarming tap.
When it's finished, Bryce stares at Clara with crossed arms and a shaking head.
"Clara, you ditz, where's the ketchup?!"
"Oopsies!" Clara slaps her head with a stuck out tongue. "We can't do magic spells without ketchup!"
As she skips off to the condiments, Bryce sighs.
"Sorry, boys, drinks are on the house!" Bryce smiles.
The Joker simply grins, looking at his friend all flustered. Lunch in this particular universe is always such fun!
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Post by Kappa on Dec 26, 2021 3:04:01 GMT
Lois Lane had a pretty stressful week at the Daily Planet. A scandal involving the mayor, sure, is great for the company... but Lois couldn't remember the last time the bags under her eyes were so deep!
"God, this week was draining." Lois, dressed in a blue pantsuit, moans as she sits down in an unfamiliar cafe. How she got there, the woman in her early 30s is uncertain. What Lois does know is simple, SHE NEEDS FOOD.
"Try the fries." Lex, sipping on a bottle of coke, chimes in from a table over. "They're incredible."
Lois looks caught off guard.
"What are you doing here?" Lois questions.
"Same as you, having lunch." Lex smiles.
"Okay... actually where--"
"Welcome home, Mommy!" A childish voice chirps.
Lois' eyes lit up in surprise. Mommy???
She looks up at the petite maid in a blue frilly dress with a red apron, her hair in pigtails, her slender arms holding a stuffed rabbit.
Lois batts her eyes, confused why this maid looked so familiar.
"Are you hungry?" Clara asks with a big grin. "We can have macaroni together, if you want, Mommy!"
"..." Lois wasn't sure how to answer that. Whatever was happening, she was simply dumbfounded.
"Or spaghetti with cut up hot dogs!" Clara chirps. "What do say, Mommy?!"
"... I don't know what's happening, but I'm not--"
Clara, eyes wide with tears, starts to sniff.
"You don't wanna eat with me?"
"What? No, I--"
"Yay!" Clara claps. She follows her joy with a light peck on Lois' cheek. As Lois blushes, Clara tiptoes off to the kitchen.
Lex laughs.
"You better give her a good tip, Lane." Lex smirks. "A real good one at that!"
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Post by anzaleth on Dec 30, 2021 21:23:30 GMT
"Luthor, this is crazy," Lois said. "This is perverted. I don't know what game your playing but I don't--"
"It's not a game, Lois." Luthor grinned. "You seem tense and stressed. I think you deserve to relax. Why don't you just sit back and enjoy this? Just think, you've got Superman right where you want him."
"No, that's not true," Lois said. "I'm not some sort of freak. You can't think that--"
"Here's our macaroni, Mommy," Clara said as she skipped up to Lois, her long ebony pigtails bobbing up and down, proudly displaying big red bows. "I'm starving. Can I sit on your lap?"
"My lap, What are you -- oh!" Lois flinched as Clara planted herself in Lois' lap. She rubbed her big bubble butt against Lois' crotch and her back against Lois' tits. Why was this café so hot? Lois was sweating. Her heart was pounding.
"Can I have some of your milk afterward?" Clara asked as she looked up at Lois with her big blue eyes and fluttered her very long lashes. "I bet it's real yummy."
Lois bit her lip as Clara rubbed against her tits. The idea of this adorable tart wrapped her full lips around one of Lois' nipples and sucking....
"Stop!" Lois grabbed Clara's arm.
"Ooooo, Mommy, you're soooo strong. Much stronger than Superman." Clara giggled. "I like it. It makes me feel safe."
She snuggled against Lois' arm.
Luthor smirked as he watched. It was amusing to see just what Lois wanted to do with Superman. Truly Clara was a naughty little thing. Which Luthor was going to remind her of later that night. Her pigtails would make good handles as he gives Clara big spankings, and makes her squeak about how she's "such a naughty silly girl, big daddy!"
But for now Luthor was happy with just watchin Lois' kinky fantasies be on show for everyone to see.
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Post by Kappa on Dec 31, 2021 23:30:41 GMT
The Penguin was told Super Maids was a great restaurant to unwind.
And as he watched Batsy absentmindedly suckle on a creamy milk popsicle, licking from tip top down to the circular shaft, up and down with her very flexible tongue, up and down, up and down, driblets dripping down to her ample chest, he couldn't help but wonder why she chose to sit on his lap of all places!
Her heat a contrast to the icy pop in her hands.
"Does the master want a lick?" Batsy giggles. The penguin, saying nothing, simply watches as she gags the popsicles in her mouth. A feat that would make a python blush. The bobbing sounds a sight to behold. Her slender left arm wrapped around his round form.
Before long, that popsicle was just a stick. A sticky wooden stick. For giggles, Batsy plops it on the penguin's forehead.
Speechless, he simply watches as she licks off the white residue around her lips and fingertips.
"Mmm, that was yummy." Batsy assures. "Should I have another, Master?"
Lunch with Batsy almost removes all the pain and despair Batman's uppercut to the jaw leaves.
That being said, give Batsy an extra crispy corndog and it's all gone!
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Post by anzaleth on Jan 6, 2022 17:37:48 GMT
"Oooo, see you later, Master," Batsy giggled as Penguin left the restaurant. "Bye-bye!" She giggled more and waved good-bye while licking a big lollipop.
Then she skipped back through the restaurant. She heard moaning and squealing coming from the backroom.
Batsy flounced to the room to see Clara draped over Lex Luthor's lap as he gave her a big spanking.
"How does that feel, you naughty little tart?" Lex Luthor asked.
"Uhhhhh, I'm a baaaaad girl, Mr. Daddy Luthor," Clara moaned. "But stoppppp! Please! Ouchie! Ouchie!"
Mr. Luthor had paid some extra money to discipline the girl personally. Clara had made a few mistakes.
Batsy covered her mouth as she giggled again. Mr. Luthor was really spanking Clara's butt red!
"Naughty, naughty girl!"
"OOOO!"
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Post by Kappa on Jan 8, 2022 18:22:49 GMT
"Riddle me this Batsy." A Jim Parsons Type in a green suit with matching top hat asks in a devilish tone. "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"
Batsy, sitting on the Riddlers lap, kicking her legs back and fourth, twisting a lock of jet black hair, looks puzzled.
"Um... my pussy?" Batsy says loudly for everyone in the restaurant to here.
"... No, a tent."
"But master, my pussy--"
*Smack*
"Owie!" Bryce yelps.
"Bryce!" Clara pops up with a flustered look on her face. "That's so naughty!"
As this bit goes on, The Joker and Lex sit at across the room, chuckling lightly with cokes in hand.
"God, I never thought I'd love the Riddler's riddles." Lex sips on his drink.
"Hey, this Bryce wants my pole in her tent?!" The Joker grins with a fifty dollar bill in hand.
Lex simply nods.
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Post by anzaleth on Jan 9, 2022 21:44:57 GMT
A very blushing Batsy staggered away from the Riddler, rubbing her bright red bum. She pouted and blushed, and had a hard time walking. She'd been spanked so much by the giggling puzzle-maker.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! Where do you think you're going, Batsy?" Joker cackled as he grabbed her arm.
"But--"
"I heard you talking about your batpussy, you naughty little thing! Why don't you tell Uncle Joker how it feels."
He pinched her bubble-butt, causing Batsy to squeal.
"Come here, Clara." Lex Luthor smiled as he flashed her a $50-dollar bill.
The petite, delicate thing nervously shuffled up to him. Lex Luthor looked so big and strong and intimidating, he really took Clara's breath away.
"Are you a good girl?" Lex Luthor asked as he put a hand on Clara's shoulder.
She squirmed and tried to ignore how dripping her twat was.
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Post by Kappa on Jan 10, 2022 1:35:34 GMT
Bane, Harley Quinn, and Catwoman sit at a table having a very nice lunch.
... For them.
"Last week, I played the Pockey Game with Batsy." Bane, the buff Mexican Wrestler, gloats as he chews on a BLT with extra crispy bacon. "When we got to the middle, her lips trembled like a frightened kitten and hiccuped while blushing as red as a tomato. I defy you to tell me that wasn't the most adorable thing ever!"
Harley, holding a club sandwich, shakes her head.
"Please! Bryce and I did Karaoke last night! The Barbie Girl song! And then we played with my special ken!" Harley winked, referencing her strap-on.
"Irrelevant, Harley." Bane slams his fist on the table, nearly spilling Pam's melon soda.
"Watch it!" Poison Ivy glares.
"Sorry."
Poison Ivy looks at a distance as Bryce cuts up a chicken cutlet for Joker, sitting on his lap, giggling like a schoolgirl.
"He's right though, Harls, we're talking about the cutest, most innocent thing Bryce has done this week."
As the trio watch Bryce kiss The Joker on his cheek, they all look jealous.
"The bastard. Guess he won this week." Bane sighs.
"I think my ken doll says differently." Haley smirks.
Depending on how you score it, Harley did get pretty deep up Batsy's tush with her special plastic!
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Post by Kappa on Jan 11, 2022 0:47:59 GMT
Pick a lunch:
-Sinestro being served by Pink Lantern -Wonder Woman getting. Milkshake from Batsy -Jimmy Olson getting lunch from Clara -Suggestion
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