Post by Kappa on Dec 12, 2021 6:44:41 GMT
🍭Hiyah, my name's Glitter Pop, an Elf on a Shelf!
🍭I work for Santa! Isn't that just gumdrops?!
🍭Anydingle, this is my 10th Christmas with a sweet as pixie stix young lady named Natalie Rogers!
🍭I can't believe she's already 15! Sweet Peppermint Cocoa, where does the time go?!
"I'm not asking for a lot, young lady." A mother in her 50s says sternly to her pouty faced daughter sitting at the kitchen table in a matching red striped top. Her hips wide, her stance on the defense, the mom was not letting this go quietly!
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"I look ridiculous." Natalie Rogers complains.
"You look adorable!" Natasha Romanoff crosses her lightly jiggling bingo wings. "Natalie Elizabeth Rogers, since when do you hate Christmas?!" The mother scowls, her wrinkles emphasized, her green eyes sharp for an attack.
"I never said I hated Christmas!" Natalie rolls her eyes. "... I just hate taking those stupid Christmas Card Photos with a Mall Santa! I'm 15! And a superhero!"
The Retired Black Widow lets out an exasperated sigh. It seems like just yesterday little Natalie was writing enough letters to Santa to fill a phone book! Now she's wearing spandex and fighting aliens?! What happened to her baby?!
"Natalie Elizabeth Rogers, we are going to the mall to take our annual picture with Santa, you are taking the day off from The Young Avengers, you are wearing that top, and we are going to have Cinnabon at the food court after we shop at the Disney Store like we always do, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOUNG LADY?!"
"But can't I just..."
With a butter knife jabbed deep into the fridge, an act by Natasha that Natalie was not quick enough to see, the piercing and whooshing sound a horror to the young woman's ears, Natalie, with wide eyes, is frozen in fear.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
"... Yes." Natalie nods slowly.
"Get in the car!" Natasha demands. "Now!"
As Natalie bolts out the kitchen, she passes Ole Glitter Pop in a fetal position right above the living room fireplace. He smiles wickedly at the fourth wall as his plastic face starts to move. His blinking a terrifying sight.
🍭Wasn't that just gumdrops?! Just wait till Natasha meets Natalie's new girlfriend, Debby!
🍭It's gonna be dingle dangle ribbons!
🍭Oh, gumdrops I just love puberty! It's dongle dangle ribbons!
🍭I work for Santa! Isn't that just gumdrops?!
🍭Anydingle, this is my 10th Christmas with a sweet as pixie stix young lady named Natalie Rogers!
🍭I can't believe she's already 15! Sweet Peppermint Cocoa, where does the time go?!
"I'm not asking for a lot, young lady." A mother in her 50s says sternly to her pouty faced daughter sitting at the kitchen table in a matching red striped top. Her hips wide, her stance on the defense, the mom was not letting this go quietly!
www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/conflict-in-a-family-royalty-free-image/508094583?adppopup=true
"I look ridiculous." Natalie Rogers complains.
"You look adorable!" Natasha Romanoff crosses her lightly jiggling bingo wings. "Natalie Elizabeth Rogers, since when do you hate Christmas?!" The mother scowls, her wrinkles emphasized, her green eyes sharp for an attack.
"I never said I hated Christmas!" Natalie rolls her eyes. "... I just hate taking those stupid Christmas Card Photos with a Mall Santa! I'm 15! And a superhero!"
The Retired Black Widow lets out an exasperated sigh. It seems like just yesterday little Natalie was writing enough letters to Santa to fill a phone book! Now she's wearing spandex and fighting aliens?! What happened to her baby?!
"Natalie Elizabeth Rogers, we are going to the mall to take our annual picture with Santa, you are taking the day off from The Young Avengers, you are wearing that top, and we are going to have Cinnabon at the food court after we shop at the Disney Store like we always do, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOUNG LADY?!"
"But can't I just..."
With a butter knife jabbed deep into the fridge, an act by Natasha that Natalie was not quick enough to see, the piercing and whooshing sound a horror to the young woman's ears, Natalie, with wide eyes, is frozen in fear.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
"... Yes." Natalie nods slowly.
"Get in the car!" Natasha demands. "Now!"
As Natalie bolts out the kitchen, she passes Ole Glitter Pop in a fetal position right above the living room fireplace. He smiles wickedly at the fourth wall as his plastic face starts to move. His blinking a terrifying sight.
🍭Wasn't that just gumdrops?! Just wait till Natasha meets Natalie's new girlfriend, Debby!
🍭It's gonna be dingle dangle ribbons!
🍭Oh, gumdrops I just love puberty! It's dongle dangle ribbons!