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Post by Kappa on Dec 2, 2021 17:45:07 GMT
Picture Mark Hamill in a purple suit with a yellow tie. His skin a pasty white, his lips a vibrant red, sitting on a bar stool, an ice cold Piña Colada in his left hand.
"Hello!" The Joker smiles wickedly, breaking the fourth wall while raising his glass slowly upwards. "Are you a supervillain looking to unwind from a stressful week?"
1️⃣"Yes!" Shouts Lex Luthor with bags under his eyes.
2️⃣"Heck yeah!" Catwoman pouts with a glass of wine in hand.
3️⃣"Stressful wouldn't begin to cover the week I've had!" The Cheetah crosses her arms.
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Post by anzaleth on Dec 3, 2021 8:02:02 GMT
"Okay, look alive, ya sluts!" Harley Quinn strode into the backroom of the bar. "The grand opening of 'Mr. Joker's Silly Titty Bar' is gonna be in a couple hours, and ya guys better be ready tah party."
Harley was taller and buffer than before -- she looked surprisingly intimidating. She was dressed in a variation of her original harlequin outfit, one that looked especially shiny and tight, almost as if poured on to her. The outline of every curve, every muscle, could be seen. She was holding a huge red and black toy mallet. Something that might hurt if she bopped someone with it, but wouldn't hurt too much. Just enough to punish them if they were being naughty.
"Supervillains gonna wanna relax," Harley. "If ya don't help 'em relax, Mr. J gonna be cross. Then I gonna be cross, and I might have ta bop ya!"
She brandished her mallet.
"Anyway, get going. I gotta check up on our star."
Harley strode to a door that had the Batman logo on it.
"Hey, Batsy, ya decent?" Harley giggled as she opened the door. "Ya aren't still pouty 'cause Mr. J changed ya then stole all yer money, right? C'mon, think about it. If Mr. J didn't take all yer money, how could he have started this cool titty bar? I mean, honestly, this is much more fun than the boring stuff ya woulda spent it on. Now c'mon, alotta baddies gonna be excited tah see yer big debut. C'mon, Batsy."
She sauntered over to the person sitting at the mirror.
"Let's get yerself ready."
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