Post by anzaleth on May 26, 2022 14:09:13 GMT
Spider-Man was swinging past the Daily Bugle when his spider sense went off in a splitting headache. Something bad was happening in J. Jonah Jameson's office, and it wasn't just JJJ's bad cigars and worse screaming.
Jameson was yelling at his secretary through the door, demanding to know what happened to his deli sandwich, when Spider-Man burst in.
"You worthless web-headed wacko, what are you doing here?" Jameson yelled.
"Nice to see you too, JJJ," Spidey said as he looked around.
Then he noticed a package on JJJ's desk.
"Where did that come from?" Spidey asked. "What's in it?"
"I got it in the mail today. I don't know what's in it."
"Whatever it is, it's dangerous." Spider-Man grabbed it.
"Let go, you thieving freak! That's mine!"
Jameson grabbed the package as well. The whole thing exploded in a burst of pink energy.
When it cleared, Spider-Man and Jameson were standing there in shock. Jameson had become a pretty girl with long shiny raven hair and a very attractive body, or at least what of her body could be made out under Jameson's clothes, which hung loosely on her. She narrowed her big blue eyes.
"You web-headed menace!" Jameson whined. "This is totally your fault!"
The bagginess of Spider-Man's costume revealed he'd been transformed as well.
Spider-Man knew he needed to figure out what was happening quickly.
"Come back here, you bogus loser!" Jameson screamed as Spider-Man (Spider-Girl?) swung away. "I'm gonna, like, get you for this!" She stamped her foot and shrieked like a brat. "Where's my fucking sandwich!"
Choices
Jameson was yelling at his secretary through the door, demanding to know what happened to his deli sandwich, when Spider-Man burst in.
"You worthless web-headed wacko, what are you doing here?" Jameson yelled.
"Nice to see you too, JJJ," Spidey said as he looked around.
Then he noticed a package on JJJ's desk.
"Where did that come from?" Spidey asked. "What's in it?"
"I got it in the mail today. I don't know what's in it."
"Whatever it is, it's dangerous." Spider-Man grabbed it.
"Let go, you thieving freak! That's mine!"
Jameson grabbed the package as well. The whole thing exploded in a burst of pink energy.
When it cleared, Spider-Man and Jameson were standing there in shock. Jameson had become a pretty girl with long shiny raven hair and a very attractive body, or at least what of her body could be made out under Jameson's clothes, which hung loosely on her. She narrowed her big blue eyes.
"You web-headed menace!" Jameson whined. "This is totally your fault!"
The bagginess of Spider-Man's costume revealed he'd been transformed as well.
Spider-Man knew he needed to figure out what was happening quickly.
"Come back here, you bogus loser!" Jameson screamed as Spider-Man (Spider-Girl?) swung away. "I'm gonna, like, get you for this!" She stamped her foot and shrieked like a brat. "Where's my fucking sandwich!"
Choices
- Spidey tries to figure out what happened.
- She gets distracted by something kewl.
- Jameson is in a really miserable mood.
- She realizes there's some advantages about being now young and hawt.