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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 18:34:52 GMT
Silk www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Silk-908635547Text: They weren't exactly close, they weren't exactly friends, they never exactly had a lot of interaction with one another, at least, that they knew of, but, Peter Parker and Cindy Moon had been in the same class since kindergarten. ... Or, at least, they were. Everything changed when Spider-Man heard a sinister whisper in his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Since then, Cindy hasn't been the same. And what really worried Parker was whether or not she knew! "Peter." A Mature Voice speaks from behind. Peter stands nervously at his locker, his backpack on one shoulder, feeling sweaty and frazzled at yet another awkward interaction with his aged classmate, now, his home room teacher. But her profession wasn't the problem. No, the awkwardness goes on from there! "Y-Yes, Ms Moon?" Peter turns around, stammering as the 50something smiles warmly. Ms Moon shakes her head. "You can call me mom, sweetie!" ... No, he couldn't. That was just too weird! Classmates passed him by, snickering and sneering at his expense, unaware how weird this situation really was! "You don't have to call me Ms Moon just because we're in school!" Cindy crosses her bingo wings in a pout. "Sorry... Mom." Peter fakes a smile. Cindy shakes her head. "Honestly, I changed your diapers! I may not be your biological mother, but that doesn't make you any less my baby, Peter Benjamin Moon!" ... Peter can't deny the name change is pretty cool. Still, this couldn't be more of an uncomfortable situation for him! "That reminds me, sweetie, I signed you up for the debate team, you're on the homecoming committee, and Principal Garcia is coming over for dinner with her daughter, Gloria. She's really sweet and I think you should take her out on Saturday. My treat!" Cindy winks. Nope, Petey was wrong, it could and did get more uncomfortable for him!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 19:02:44 GMT
😱More! The awkwardness is fun, Kappa!
🧐I have a suggestion, Kappa.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 16:52:05 GMT
Gwen Stacy www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Suggestions-Continuation-Gwen-Stacy-908722421Text: Peter Parker can't deny his living arrangements have greatly benefited since reality changed out of nowhere with that peculiar whisper in his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. It's a pretty nice townhouse, all in all. Modern, refined, with solar panels on the roof, an amazing ac system, and a pretty nice community pool. ... Peter just can't get over the awkwardness of standing at the door of his second mother's study. How could he? We're talking about a woman who, up until recently, was his teenage girlfriend! "You-You wanted to see me?" Peter asks nervously at the doorframe. He stares at the matured blonde up and down. Rather slender for her age, rather beautiful, rather stunning for her age, her short cut a sharp white at this point, Gwen Stacy sits at her desk, a pair of sensible glasses lowered at a piece of paper, her age spotted hand lightly scribbling, the grip light due to a recent touch of arthritis. Gwen looks up with a warm and maternal smile at her adopted kin. "Your mother says you're going on a date?" Gwen inquires, dropping her pen, elbows on the desk, hands on her lightly wrinkled face. "... Uh... maybe?" Peter batts his eyes. This was super weird. Again, up until a week ago, he was going on dates with Gwen! "Don't be shy, sweetie, Lilly is a very cute girl!" Gwen happily chirps. "And she's an honor student, just like you, and she's going to NYU, just like you, and she's on the debate team, just like you, and--" "I just don't think she's my type." Peter chimes in. Gwen sighs. Shaking her head. Both her and her wife, Cindy, want to make sure Peter is dating the right girl! Not some punk that'll lead him towards the wrong path! "It's just a date, sweetie!" Gwen insists. "One date! For your moms, okay?" Peter shrugs his shoulder. Gwen smiles. "Good! Now, let's talk about SAT Prep..." Peter cringes. Gwen becoming a Helicopter Mom is just too much to handle!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 17:43:55 GMT
Emma Frost: www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Emma-Frost-908727437Text: Logan wasn't sure what to expect when he heard that strange voice whisper softly into his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Truth be told, he always found Emma Frost attractive. Girl knew how to dress pretty sexy. Her risqué, skimpy outfits always got the old canuck's attention. But she was unobtainable. Emphasis on was! "Damn, that woman's got one big booty." Logan smirks, sitting in a chair, legs manspreaded out, a cigar in hand, post coitus, watching his lover, dressed in black lingerie, her body round, her butt and thighs riddled with cellulite, snoring loudly on her side. With reality changed, Emma is now the biological mother of the Stepford Cuckoos. Raising quintuplets has done a lot to her body. And with teaching a bunch of hormone riddled brats, the joys of menopause, and the big 5-O, having sex with The Wolverine was always a well needed treat! "I wanna slap that ass blue." Logan growls. "I wanna be buried in those fun bags." Logan adds. "I wanna grab them love handles. I want her to sit on my face... damn, I love girls with meat on there bones!" Logan realizes. You'd think once Emma let out a big, stinky fart, her butt cheeks rippling like a wave, Logan would be turned off. "Mmm, yeah, this is gonna be a fun night!" Logan takes a big whiff of the stanky, eggy fart. Round 2 is gonna be a fun round for sure!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 4, 2022 5:10:55 GMT
America Chavez www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-America-Chavez-908783203Text: Do you know what's torture? Doing something you thought was boring, something old people do, something you thought you'd never do, ever, and finding yourself blissfully enjoying it. "Why is this so relaxing?" America Chavez, recently aged into her late 50s, mother of two adults, currently living with her three grandkids, an educator at Avengers Academy, questions as she happily cuts out coupons for her weekly grocery trip. Every Saturday, like clockwork, 9 in the morning, sharp, with an oversized mom purse jammed to the brim with paper clippings and cough drops! America looks at her wrinkled hands, lightly shaky, with strands of white invading her vision. She sighs, frustrated how normal this all felt. "Abuela! Abuela!" A Child shouts near the fridge. America turns her head with a smile. "Yes, mija?" "Can I have a popsicle?" "No, Mija, we're having dinner soon." The child frowns. America shakes her head. "After dinner, Mija." America says sternly. The child pouts. "After dinner." America repeats herself. The child, defeated, crawls off to the living room to watch her favorite cartoon. Bluey. America sighs, back her coupons. You know what really sucks? She actually knows a lot about that random cartoon from Australia!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 4, 2022 6:18:46 GMT
Jessica Jones www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Jessica-Jones-908786792Text: Peter Parker sits on a couch with his teammates, Hulkling and Wiccan, trying to get a straight answer as they watch the Great Outdoors on AMC. "I'm just saying, why doesn't he politely ask his parents to be excused?" Teddy, a Kree-Skrull hybrid, questions as his boyfriend sits on his lap. Billy shrugs his shoulders. "Etiquette rules in the '80s were different, I guess." "So he can't even attempt to leave? He can't say, 'Hey, mom, I met this girl in town, she's really cute, I like her a lot, is it alright if I leave early while dad eats his steak the size of a boogie board?!" "Okay, yeah, that is a good point, Teddy." Peter chimes in. "But can we go back to--" "Shush, Shush, it's on! It's on!" Billy points to the tv. Peter sighs, he really wants to know if his friends noticed reality being altered. Instead, he gets more surprised by a commercial featuring a very familiar looking brunette. Mature, beautiful, also a lot older than she should be! 📺Hi, I'm Jessica Jones.📺 A Middle Aged Woman smiles, showcasing her wrinkled face. She looked like a teenage heartthrob from 20 years ago. And she was. Her right arm stirs a pot, her left hold the metallic handle. Peter was taken back just how matronly she looked! 📺At Jones Bakery, our baked goods aren't just good...📺 "They're super!" Billy and Teddy say in unison, laughing loudly with great amusement. "OMG, Luke Cage's wife is so adorable!" Billy smiles. "Should I be jealous?" Teddy jokes. "As if!" Billy assures. "She's old enough to be my mom!" "... Yeah." Peter nods. "... And that isn't strange to you guys?" "... Why would it?" Billy raises a puzzled brow. "Jewel started off as a superhero in the '90s. Of course she'd be old enough to be my mom!" "... Yeah." Peter frowns. He was really hoping Wiccan of all people would be aware something wasn't right. Spidey thought wrong!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 4:53:28 GMT
Squirrel Girl www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Squirrel-Girl-908882882Text: The transformation happened so fast. One minute, Doreen Green was a teenage superhero, a mutant, and a member of the young avengers. The next... "I'm having so much fun, Mom." A Young Woman says to Doreen, her body aged and fattened to 55. A butterball in shape, her shoulders exposed, her flashy blue vacation dress showing off her big, round belly and wide hips, Doreen smiles, her double chin empathized as she finds a strange joy spending time with her 21 year old daughter. Lisa. It's tough these days. Lisa is an adult now. Doreen can't help feeling sad, yet, proud about about." "I'm so glad, honey." Doreen speaks sincerely. "I know school can be stressful, that and you're internship!" Lisa sinks in her chair. Doreen chuckles, her belly jiggling like a wave. "You deserve some fun. The girls and I use to come here all the time before you were born! And there's this local club! Oh! I'm gonna shake my tail like I'm 18 again!" "Don't go too crazy, Mom." Lisa says with concern in her voice. "Remember my 21st?" Doreen does. Her leg is still heeling after literally hitting the floor! "I'll be fine." Doreen gives a grin that shows off her bucked teeth. "I'm Squirrel Mama, not Squirrel Granny!" ... Lisa is pretty nervous. She doesn't know when to break the news about that!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 7:38:37 GMT
Kitty Pryde www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Moms-Suggestion-Kitty-Pryde-908894198Logically, Kitty Pryde should be concerned about rapidly aging into a middle aged woman at a country club. She should. That's pretty sensible. However, as she stands at a tennis court, a racket in her age spotted hand, her body bloated, her knees shaky in skirt that shows off her chunky legs, she's more concerned about being an empty nester than some strange whisper in her head: March Needs Super Moms. Her daughter, in this new altered existence, just left home for college a month ago. Kitty is trying to enjoy herself more as a result. Tennis with the girls, brunch, maybe a spin class... if she has the energy! ... Although, she has heard water aerobics is great for the knees. "Great, I can't stop thinking like some old biddy." Kitty awkwardly smiles to herself. Her neck swollen, her chin doubled, what tops her look are wrinkles with a big, matronly chest and a mature, auburn brown hairstyle in a short cut. The worst part of this? Her match barely started and all she can think about is a club sandwich and an ice cold Arnold Palmer. Kitty sighs. At least she's well off financially in this warped reality!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 18:39:49 GMT
Mockingbird www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Mockingbird-908936720Text: Imagine being a hot, young Shield Agent one minute and then a middle aged mom at a barbecue in Michigan the next. Bobbi Morse sits her boxy rear end on a wooden bench, a big plate of potato salad in front of her, her face rounded, her haircut in a mature bob, with a sensible pair of glasses and a big, toothy grin, trying her best to process this particular situation. "She got into Miami? That's great, Shiela!" Bobbi speaks with a raspy voice at a woman around her current age. "What about Jessica?" The Woman inquires. Bobbi, her mind loaded with motherly information, frowns. She felt strangely embarrassed. A keeping up with the Jones mentality that made her feel at the bottom of a mom totem pole. "That girl!" Bobbi sighs. "It's community college for now. Hopefully, she can transfer to a state within a year." "That's not a bad option. She can get her General Ed done now and then focus on her major after." Bobbi frowns with a nod. She had 10 more mothers to talk to at this barbecue. All with daughters that got into good schools, got great scholarships, and have pretty bright futures ahead of them. All with butts much less big than hers! Bobbi can't help feeling like they're all secretly judging her. What really sucks? She can't help but care what they think!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 3:06:12 GMT
Ms Marvel www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Ms-Marvel-908977992Text: Sam Khan knew he didn't exist a day ago. His existence is a fabrication and he's accepted that. An ominous whisper created him out of nowhere: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. And that's how a 16 year old was born. And now he sits at a kitchen table, his mom, who had been a teenager not a day earlier, currently a hipster nerd, a plus sized woman, a beautiful, curvy, single mother, a middle aged woman in her 40s, a comic book fanatic streaming about her new comic book store/doughnut shop on her TikTok account. "In honor of the 60th Anniversary of The Team Ventures Comics, Ms Marvel's Sweet Treats will be having a Venture Bros Special." Kamala warmly smiles. "Buy two Team Venture Comics and get a Team Venture Themed Doughnut for free!" Kamala shows off a tray of cupcakes. On the far left, a Monarch Butterfly Cupcake. On the far right, A Team Venture V in red icing. And in the middle, her favorite character, Henchman 24. "I've been reading Team Venture since I was a kid and my favorite era is absolutely the '90s, guys. It was just the best! Action Johnny was at his peak, Doctor Z got some much more depth as a character, and it became super clear what kind of a guy Doctor Jonah Venture really was. A bad guy! The new series, Blue Morpho, is doing a really good job showing what a jerk Jonah is. But it was the '90s that really painted that picture, guys!" As his mother continues her rant, Sam sits there, wondering why he knew so much about a comic book franchise that didn't exist a day ago.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 17:30:20 GMT
Kate Bishop www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Kate-Bishop-909030579Text: 💋Thanks for watching MommyBishop, like and subscribe for more Momtastic content!💋 "Hey guys, it's Kate!" A Middle Aged Woman says with great emphasis on her vowels. Her face squinted, her smile big, her style perpetuates what being a hipster can ultimately be at a certain age. Trying to be cool, hanging on to your youth, ironically, showing off just how old you really are. Oblivious to this realty, Kate continues her blog with pep and gusto and with generic is xylophone music in the background, subconsciously screaming at what she's become. "Today, we're gonna do a special for the 60th Anniversary of the Team Venture Franchise!" Kate holds up a pink dress and hat reminiscent to Jackie O. "For the full video of my transformation into Doctor Girlfriend, click on the link below." Kate winks. "It gets really fun, I promise!" 💋MommyBishop: A Super Mom with Super Style💋
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 22:32:23 GMT
Captain Marvel (1 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Mini-Series-Captain-Marvel-909058328MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS, a whisper that aged Carol Danvers, a statement that changed her life, a sentence that altered existence as she knew it and stripped her of her status as Captain Marvel. Carol sits at her desk, her body in her mid 50s, her powers weakened, greatly fatigued, a teacher at Stark Elementary, a school for the children of superheroes and superhuman children, in dire need of coffee. "Timmy the Broodling has 10 space whales." Carol speaks loudly and clearly at her desk. She watches at her kids scribble what they could on lined paper. She then quickly holds up 4 fingers. "If Timmy gives 4 space whales to Johnny the Skrull and 2 space whales to Lisa the Kree, how many space whales does Timmy have left?" As the kids continue to scribble, trying to come up with an answer, Carol, slowly, rises from her chair, her lower back stiff, turning towards the board. Carol grabs a piece of chalk and starts drawing ten space whales as big as she could. Her shoulder giving her qualms, Carol cringes, trying her best not to over grip the chalk. When this happens, even with her powers limited, chalk easily turns to dust in her age spotted. hands. Two whales down, Carol thinks about what chalk to use for the subtraction. Green for Johnny the Skrull and Blue for Lisa the Kree. As she pondered this, Carol questions when her life got so.... BORING!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 7, 2022 0:38:53 GMT
Captain Marvel (2 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-II-909067539"Okay, kids, for mutant history month, we're going to talk about the island nation of Genosha." Carol, standing at her chalkboard with a piece of chalk in hand, explains with a powerful urge to chew on two tablets of tums! It's Tuesday, the second day since she aged into a single mother of two teenage girls in college, working at a school for superhuman children. Friday feels so far away! So very, very far! "For those of you who don't know, Genosha is an island near Africa, just north of Madagascar. A lot of people live there, and, it's the first mutant country." Carol points to a world map at her right. Trying her best to circle around Genosha while writing a name. Tired, the scratching sound lightly irritating her ears, Carol writes the name, Charles Xavier. "Professor Charles Xavier was the first democratically elected president of Genosha." Carol explains, writing the date, 1997, below his name. "Before him, Genohsa was run by a Dictator, and, before that, Genosha was ruled by a King and Queen." A child, wearing a pink beanie, raises her hand. "Yes, Molly?" Carol loves Molly, she's one of her more behaved students. Smart as a whip and as cute as a strawberry cupcake! ... Her super strength, however, can be a problem. But, lately, that's also been a problem for Carol, so, it's really just the pot calling the kettle black! "What happened to the King and Queen?" "Well, The King of Genosha was dethroned." Carol answers. "He was stripped of his crown." "Why?" another child asks. "Raise your hand, Sam." Carol doesn't care much for Sam. He's a cute kid, but, he's very disruptive. The brat always give her the worst headaches! "Sorry, Ms Danvers." He is getting better though! "It's okay." Carol smiles, showing off her laugh lines. "The King had enslaved Mutant Genoshans for decades. In the 1960s, a revolution happened..." Carol than writes the name Erik Magnus. And under that name, with quotes, Magneto. And under that quoted name, a date, 1964. "The Royal Family, the King and Queen of Genosha, were overthrown by Magneto back in 1964. For 33 years, children, Genosha was a Mutant Dictatorship. For this week's homework, you kids will read chapters 22, 24, and 25 on Genosha." Some of the kids moan. That's a lot of reading! "You can do it!" Carol wags a finger. "And, on Friday, you'll have to choose between the two Genoshan presidential candidates to write a report on. Jean Grey of the Xavier Party or Emma Frost of the Magnus Party. A lot of their personal pasts will be found in your readings. The rest is online. I'll have a sheet with websites that can help!" A lot of kids continue to moan. "Come on kids, you can do this!" Carol assures. "Remember..." "Knowledge is power!" The kids say in unison. Carol claps... a little ashamed how predictable she's become!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 7, 2022 2:07:43 GMT
Captain Marvel (3 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-III-909078287You know what's embarrassing? Having a hot flash. You know what's worse? Have a hot flash that could literally burn things around you! "Calm down, Carol." Carol whispers to herself, a piece of chalk in hand, a child to her right. "It's almost lunch, you've got an ice pop in the teacher's lounge." "Are you okay, Ms Danvers?" The child by the board asks with deep concern in her voice. Carol couldn't have found this more adorable. Her hormones were all over the place! "I'm fine." Carol smiles, sweaty, literally about to burst with heat. "Uh, write the sentence you came up with on the board, Jenny. Ms Danvers needs to get a drink of water." As she attempts to hand the child the chalk, her grip tightens, suddenly, the chalk smashed into dust. The child looks concerned, Carol looks embarrassed, the class is silent. Carol points to the board, at a stack of white chalk. "I need that water, grab a piece of chalk, sweetie!" Carol insists. She runs to the door, hand on the knob. Before she turns it, she pauses... "And kids, no one touches this door, okay?!" The class is remains quiet. "Yes, Ms Danvers?!" Carol shouts. "Yes, Ms Danvers!" The Kids shout in unison. The door knobbed turned, Carol sighs. "Great, I have to get Tony to do something with the knobs." Carol mutters to herself. "The kids could burn their little fingers!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 7, 2022 4:45:08 GMT
Captain Marvel (4 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-IV-909087529"Who can tell me the capital of California?" Carol asks with a voice very hoarse on a Wednesday morning. She's pretty sure she's coming down with something. However, her mind is telling her this is common when the weather drastically changes. A child raises his hand. "Guillermo?" Carol points at the child with blue skin. "Sacramento." "Good!" Carol smiles. "Now *cough*." Carol puts her arm to her chest. She finds herself in yet another reminder at her age. Her breasts were definitely lower than they had been in the past. Much Lower! "Cough* Sorry, Kids *Cough* Excuse me! *Cough* Now who can tell me the capital of Oregon?" "Portland!" A child in the back screeches. "Sam, raise your hand. *Cough* And, No." Another child raises her hand. "Yes, *Cough* Molly?" "Salem?" "Yes!" Carol raises a thumb. "Good Job *Cough* *Cough* *Wheeze* Molly! *Cough*" "Are you okay, Ms Danvers?" Carol nods, coughing louder and louder, tears in her eyes, she jolts to her desk, hurting her knees in the process, grabbing a water bottle and glugging the content down her irritated throat. Unfortunately for Carol, this was going to be a day long ordeal!
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