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Post by Kappa on Jan 28, 2022 5:41:22 GMT
As Jean enjoys an amazingly tasty cream cheese wonton, the crunch evidence of its greasy origins, a pure deliciousness to her taste buds, she can't help thinking about the middle aged Emma.
"I um... I was wondering..."
"Yes, Sugah?" Anna Marie smiles warmly.
"Um... your-your Emma is uh... is she single?"
"She's a little old for you, ain't she?"
Jean starts to blush. Rogue laughs.
"I'm teasing you, darling! Bless your heart, I know what you're asking! Yes, my Emma is single... but she was happily married for 26 years."
"... 26?"
"Mhmm." Rogue nods. "And guess who the Mrs was?"
Jean's eyes lit up in surprise. Mrs? Did Rogue say that right? Mrs?!
Anna Marie smirks, she loves playing this game! It's so cute!
"Uh... so... what happened to Emma? Did her WIFE... um..."
"Getting a little personal there." Rogue smirks. "Let's just say they had a little... spat."
Spat is the not the best word. Not in any way would Jean and Emma's separation be considered just a little spat. It was much bigger. Much, much bigger.
"But hey, think of this way, sugah, you're eating tacos from an Emma that settled down, had a family, and realized there was more to life than being pretty... doesn't stop her from wearing face masks and trying to cram her flabby belly in a girdle, but, hey, my Emmy is one mature gal if I do say so myself!"
... That did comfort Jean. She liked knowing Emma was capable of change, capable of starting a new chapter in her life, capable of doing something more than just what she's comfortable with.
She just wished her Emma was the one changing. NOW.
-The Young Emma apologizes to Jean -The Old Emma gets an annoying phone call from her wife -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 28, 2022 6:34:11 GMT
Call from the wife Jean
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Post by Kappa on Jan 28, 2022 6:58:30 GMT
You know what's amazing about Jean Grey after a drunken bender?
She forgets. Or, she acts at the very least.
"Hey, Emmy, how's work?" Jean Grey asks over the phone.
Emma wasn't even mad at this point. If anything, she was annoyed about the coverage. Multiversal Calls are not cheap.
"I'm on my break and--"
"Oh, good, so you're free to talk!"
"...That's not what I..."
"What are you wearing for the twin's christening? Are you wearing that girdle? I found a better one the other day, come by the house and--"
"We're not doing this, Jean." Emma huffs.
Jean always does this. Gifts after a fight. Every time. Like it really helps!
That being said, Emma sees it as a guilt trip. Like Jean's trying to make her feel bad, like she's the one in the wrong. God, it just makes her blood pressure go through the roof!
"I'm just being nice, Emmy. I lost a lotta weight recently and I'd hate for you to feel self conscious next to me. I got an amazing new dress I'm sure you'll love. Also, I'd--"
Emma hangs up the phone mid sentence.
"...Wow." The Young Emma stands to the Middle Aged Emma's left.
Emma smirks as her phone starts to buzz.
"You know what's the worst part? I genuinely want to see her in that new dress." The Middle Aged Emma admits.
-The Young Emma has a chat with Pregnant Jean -While Emma finishes up, she gets hit on by Deadpool -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 28, 2022 9:10:57 GMT
Young Emma with pregnant Jean
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 28, 2022 10:42:39 GMT
-The Young Emma has a chat with Pregnant Jean
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Post by Kappa on Jan 28, 2022 16:25:11 GMT
"I've been a child." The Young Emma admits to Jean privately in a corner.
Everyone was staring. Party Guests, caterers. They all figured out what was going on.
Emma was finally shoved too far into a corner, she can't escape her feelings anymore!
"I'm scared of having a relationship with you, a real relationship." Emma starts to blush. "And when you decided to have a baby... it really freaked me out."
"You have been trying to kill Logan an awful lot." Jean points out.
"He had it coming."
"We aren't even a couple."
"I know." Emma frowns. "And I shouldn't have been so jealous. If he makes you happy--"
"No, No, you idiot, I met me and Logan. We're friends. He was doing me a favor!"
"... Oh."
Jean sighs.
"We really need to start talking to each other. And stop with these stupid games. We're too old for it."
"... I know."
"I like you." Jean admits. "A lot. I'd like to try something different. Something that doesn't involve fights on campus."
"... I do too."
Jean smiles.
"God, you're crazy." Jean shakes her head.
"... Yeah." Emma places a hand on Jean's fatty knee."But I'm getting better."
"I love worlds where you're the crazy one, Em." The Middle Age Rogue whispers to Emma.
"... Shut up and restock and mozzarella sticks."
- New Catering Adventure - Emma's Granddaughter's christening - Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 28, 2022 17:11:04 GMT
The christening
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Post by Kappa on Jan 28, 2022 19:07:19 GMT
A day later, Emma, dressed in a blue dress that shows off the two distinct rolls she calls a belly, tight around her massive chest, her arms hidden by ruffles, sits at pew with Jean, dressed sexily in green, hair up, breasts out on full display, to her right.
"Thanks for bringing the cake, Emmy."
"It's fine." Emma avoids eye contact. Jean's breast simply would not stop jiggling. This was hell!
"You sure you don't want the girdle?"
Emma nods.
"What happened to yours?"
"... It broke." Emma sighs.
"Oh." Jean frowns. "Well you look nice, Emmy."
"... You too." Emma responds coldly.
As the ceremony starts, Nightcrawler walking towards the podium, Jean starts to giggle.
"Remember Rachel's christening when we snuck out for some fun?"
Emma shushes her ex as their daughter, son-in-law, and grandkids enter the stage.
"Want to sneak back for old time's sake?"
"Jean, we are at our grandkids christening." Emma whisper yells. "And we're separated. Be quiet or I'm moving seats!"
-Jean behaves -Jean gets loud and angry during the christening -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 28, 2022 21:08:07 GMT
Loud and angry
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Post by Kappa on Jan 29, 2022 6:25:28 GMT
"You're so mean to me." Jean says loudly.
"Not now." Emma demands.
"We are gathered today at to welcome two miracles on their passage through life." Kurt says happily as Rachel eyes her parents from the pews.
"Oh, it's never the right time, huh?!" Jean gets mad. "Why did you even show up if you're going to be such a jerk, Emmy! You're ruining our grandkids big day!"
Kurt pauses, Rachel looks mortified, her husband looks annoyed.
Emma heaves her heavy body upwards, her flabby arm pointed towards the door.
"Outside, now." Emma insists.
*** The service after the party was a delight. People were chatting, enjoying snacks, drinking champagne, laughing and gabbing away on a nice, sunny day in Upstate New York.
Everyone but Emma, sitting at a table, without Jean, with a black eye and a tarp wrapped around her flabby body.
"We don't blame you, Mrs Frost." Rachel's husband, holding one twin in his arms, assures.
"We really don't. Thanks for taking one for the team, mom." Rachel, holding the other, frowns as she looks out to a tow truck lifting up a flipped Volkswagen with Emma's body indented in the sides.
Out of nowhere, Nightcrawler poofs to Emma's left.
"The lord understands violence is, unfortunately, an unavoidable part of life. That being said, your restraint is saintly, dear Emma."
"... Can someone take me home? I feel very exposed right now." Emma begs.
Jean did literally shred Emma's dress to bits with her fingernails.
"This is a big day, Mom." Rachel points out.
"I'm wearing a tarp." Emma points out. No bra, no underwear, her fatty body held up as best it could by a fabric meant for the church piano.
At a distance, Jean, calmed down, hasn't kept her eyes off the blonde!
"... Everyone understands." Rachel's husband says awkwardly.
Kurt smirks.
"What?"
"I'm not one to pry, but couple's counseling is available." Kurt suggests. "Even if you're getting a divorce..."
"Stop." Emma sighs. "Take me home, please."
"... I've never been to your apartment."
"God damn it, Kurt! Where is Pixie or Blink when you need them?!"
Anniversary Cruise in Cabo and Dead.
-Emma gets another catering job -Jean apologizes days later -Suggestion
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Post by nobody14 on Jan 29, 2022 8:49:23 GMT
Another catering job
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 29, 2022 12:01:24 GMT
Jean apologizes days later
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Post by Kappa on Jan 29, 2022 15:43:15 GMT
"Hello, you've reached Frost's Dimensional Catering, this is Emma Frost..." A Mature Blonde, nice and round, her flabby belly with two distinct folds, speaks over the phone in a husky voice as she shamefully lays in bed, completely naked, covered in scratches atop of stretch marks and cellulite, her ex wife, just as naked, on her side, her big fat ass on full display, two big yoga balls nice and bumpy, snoring loudly after what they've considered for the passed 30 years as 'an apology'.
"How can I help you today?" Emma ask right before Jean breaks wind.
It was a fowl, musky odor Emma couldn't have been more familiar with.
"Mhmm.. mhmm... yes, I can do Friday night. That's perfectly fine. I'd be happy to cater your..."
-50th birthday -80th birthday -engagement party -suggestion
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Post by phoenix10 on Jan 29, 2022 17:08:43 GMT
Engagement party
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Post by Kappa on Jan 29, 2022 17:30:13 GMT
"That's great, thank you so much!" A sultry voice speaks over the phone. "And you work well in super settings?"
"Very well." Emma assures. "Don't worry, I've seen it all and I cook through an alien invasion if I had to!"
"Good. Because it's at Stark Tower so--"
"Say no more, I understand." Emma looks down to see Jean, awake, staring at her.
"Hi." Jean waves.
"I'll be there by 4, what would you like written on your cake?"
- Congrats, Natasha and Bruce - Congratulations, Tonya and Steve -Congrats, Wanda and Vision -Suggestion
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